Who Will Rise Up? Oh it's him again.

Here we go. You know, the new semester and classes, people getting adjusted, and let us not forget large, loud men in red suspenders standing on Library Mall, attempting to connect two positive ends of an electrical cord to simulate the ineffectiveness of gay sex! Yes that's right, Brother Jed Smock of the Campus Ministry has returned to save us all.

My dear friend and roommate Carly had one fun story to tell about the minister himself:

On my way back to the apartment, I happened across crazy preacher man and an established crowd of jeerers. Among them, sitting almost at the preacher's feet like some smelly disciple, was Scanner Dan. While I was watching, and crazy preacher man was spewing his hate-filled sermon about how if you don't fear his construct of God you will burn in Hell forever, Scanner Dan shouted out 'You like diarrhea!'"

He's amusing. He's controversial. He's hard to miss. Some of us have his business card with a bloody sword, and some of us have his book, entitled Who Will Rise Up? with statements like "I can't blame you girls for not wanting to submit to one of these drunken fraternity boys, or drug crazed hippies, or sex fiends or rock n' roll freaks," or "the AIDS virus is 50 times smaller than the tiniest pores of the latex codom," implying that the virus can travel through those pores, which is in fact completely false. But one thing is for sure, all of us have an opinion about Brother Jed.

So what's yours? Let QListed know and let's start a discussion!